The fella who's been called Fat Albert since the very first roll call — and finally decided to lean all the way in.
the brand
the real legend
the cartoon icon
The teacher read "Pat Albert…" paused, then hollered "FAT ALBERT?!" The whole class lost it. I've been in character ever since.
She looked up and said, "Hey hey hey — you really ARE Fat Albert!" Reader, we're still laughing about it.
Pilot over the intercom: "Thank you, passenger Pat Albert… or should I say Fat Albert?" The entire cabin clapped.
He greeted me with "What's up, Big Al?" and hummed the theme song through every single set.
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"Hey hey hey… don't call me that."
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Times called Fat Albert
Name tags ruined
Theme songs hummed at me
Regrets about it
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